Botox Please
Botox Please
Botox, please. The face is calm. The life is not.
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee keeps a perfectly straight face through absolute chaos — soft to the touch with a lived-in color and a vintage-style print. Heavyweight cotton that drapes comfortably, tubular knit and double-needle seams for a clean, durable finish.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and textured hand
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching
- Available S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron on low
- Do not dry clean
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.4 | 51.4 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 70.5 | 75.6 |
| Length, cm | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| Sleeve (from center back), cm | 41.3 | 45.1 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.3 | 59.1 | 62.6 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 |
Designed for unstable girls ✶ High quality prints ✶ Limited drops always ✶ Worldwide shipping ✶ 14 day returns, no drama ✶